non-sexist dictionary

Just some words from Ronald Searle’s Non-Sexist Dictionary:

Abdomen — Abdowomen
Ballad — Ballass
Boisterous — Goilsterous
Buoy — Guoil
Clementine — Clewomentine
Demented — Dewomented
Dimensions — Diwomensions
Emancipate — Ewomancipate
Erotomania — Erotowomania
German — Gerwoman
Hedonist — Shedonist
Himalayas — Heralayas
Historian — Hertorian
Hogmanay — Hogwomanay
Human — Huwoman
Manchester — Womanchester

Mandolin — Womandolin
Maniac — Womaniac
Manuel — Womanuel
Menace — Womenace
Menu — Womenu
Omen — Owomen
Ottoman — Ottowoman
Permanganate — Perwomanganate
Phenomenal — Phenowomenal
Salamander — Salawomander
Unmanageable — Unwomanageable
Womanize — Manize
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